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Why we do the Security Shit Show

We love people, it's why we do our work. It's why we work crazy hours, get frustrated when things go wonky, fight like hell, and sellout.

Our job is to protect people.

It's what we do. We love people and we especially love our fans. So much love, you might be surprised to find out we don't do the Security Shit Show for others or our fans. We do the Security Shit Show for us (Chris, Evan, and Ryan).

Here are the reasons we do the Security Shit Show:

  • We do this for our health.
  • We do this for our sanity.
  • We do this for inspiration.
  • We do this for support
  • We do this for our enjoyment.
  • We do this for our encouragement.
  • We do this for our sanity.
  • We do this for our joy. 
  • We do this for whatever else we need at the time.
Here are some reasons we don't do the Security Shit Show:
  • We don’t do this to be unhealthy.
  • We don't do this to add more pressure to a pressure-filled life.
  • We don't do this for more work (God knows, we've got plenty as it is!). 
  • We don't do this if it’s a pain in the ass.
  • We don't do this if it’s discouraging.
  • We don't do this for more stress.
  • We don't do this to be popular.
  • We don't do this to be political.
  • We don't do this to sell shit. 
  • We don't do this for anything else we don’t need.

The three of us spend 50, 60, 70+ hours each week giving our all to help others. The Security Shit Show is a time for us to rest and be OK with taking and getting from each other.

We invite others to come listen to our conversations, share thoughts and participate, but we don’t do the Security Shit Show for our fans. Everyone is always welcome, as long as there's respect (and hopefully some love) for each other.

Having said this...

We do what we do when we do it.  We post shit when/if we get around to it. If we don’t get around to it, it’s 100% OK with us, and we hope it's OK with you too.

With much love and respect,
Chris, Evan, and Ryan (the Security Shit Show)


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