Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Episode #49 Sorry to Disturb You...

 

Sorry to Disturb You...

·      But your front doors open...

·      Your flies are undone...

·      I found your kid wandering on the street...

·      But I think you dropped your wallet...

All things many of us have said, done, acted upon OR been the recipient of over our years, and all of them taken in the spirit of the manner delivered, graciously, often with relief and a huge thanks to whomever delivered the news.

HOWEVER, in the digital realm...

·      I do say, you appear to have an open port on the Internet...

·      Um, your application has a hole in it...

·      We found your data lost and confused....

·      I think you might have a hole in your cloud...

SOME of us have tried to have these conversations with companies, individuals, and entities out in the digital realm and have been met with a variety of responses ranging from thanks AND relief, to accusation, lawyers, silence, or the FED’s arriving on the doorstep etc.

Somehow, in the physical realm when point out your mistakes, flaws and general numptiness you are happy to receive the feedback, yet in the digital realm when we do the same it’s as if we called your baby “robust with a face only a mother could love.”

What gives? How DO we give you YOUR data BACK in the digital realm without all this grief?

I mean, it’s NOT as if you realized it was gone, OR that chocolate fireguard you were sold would have slowed us down anyhow IF we did want it!

Things to ponder on and discuss this coming Thursday on the Shit Show with Evan, Ryan, and Chris

‘all for now

Chris

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